Random Thoughts

Chandira recently posted a wonderfully twisted cartoon that made me think of this:

So I went to the psychologist and he gave me a chocolate Easter bunny and I ate the bunny. Then I thought hey, this isn't Easter. "Is this a test?" And he said, "Yes." "And what does it mean?" He said, "Had you eaten the ears first you would have been normal. Had you eaten the feet first you would have had an inferiority complex. Had you eaten the tail first you would have had latent homosexual tendencies." "Well, go on... what does it mean when you bite out the eyes and scream 'stop staring at me'?"

- Emo Phillips

People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk.

- Stephen King

The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man."

- Jack Handey

Thanks to ClaudBlog, my favorite new discovery, for this one:

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner.

- Lynda Montgomery